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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4232" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Legman-300x205.jpg" alt="Legman" width="300" height="205" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Legman-300x205.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Legman.jpg 537w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>You Drunken Wanks:</p>
<p>LegMan desperately wants to leave this godforsaken ROK.  He’s tried everything he could think of, short of straight-up murdering a man… but he might consider it, if you don’t keep yourself together at circle.  The Yankee Army won’t release him, and his nanny keeps demanding cash for his Saturday sojourns into the moonlit wastes of Seoul, so he’s back for a 2nd on-out from the hash.  Rarely does a Seoul Hasher get a 2nd chance at his … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4231" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.20 “LegMan’s On-On-Out” [19 August 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

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    You Drunken Wanks:

    LegMan desperately wants to leave this godforsaken ROK.  He’s tried everything he could think of, short of straight-up murdering a man… but he might consider it, if you don’t keep yourself together at circle.  The Yankee Army won’t release him, and his nanny keeps demanding cash for his Saturday sojourns into the moonlit wastes of Seoul, so he’s back for a 2nd on-out from the hash.  Rarely does a Seoul Hasher get a 2nd chance at his … Read the rest

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4228" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Cleanest-Race-300x169.jpg" alt="The Cleanest Race" width="300" height="169" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Cleanest-Race-300x169.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Cleanest-Race-768x432.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Cleanest-Race-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Cleanest-Race-195x110.jpg 195w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Cleanest-Race.jpg 1100w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Men of Seoul Hash,</p>
<p>This Saturday, the hash will be meeting at Gwacheon, home of horse racing, science centers, zoos, and great uphill trails.  Hare HHIT will lead us through what promises to be a short, flat, shiggy-free trail, which you’ll be happy to know can probably be jogged in under 30 mins, with a carefree spirit and a gleam in your eye.  Bring your newest running shoes, an unsuspecting friend, and your thirst for beer; because at Seoul Hash, … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4227" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.19 “Attack of the Racists” [12 August 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

    The Cleanest Race

    Men of Seoul Hash,

    This Saturday, the hash will be meeting at Gwacheon, home of horse racing, science centers, zoos, and great uphill trails.  Hare HHIT will lead us through what promises to be a short, flat, shiggy-free trail, which you’ll be happy to know can probably be jogged in under 30 mins, with a carefree spirit and a gleam in your eye.  Bring your newest running shoes, an unsuspecting friend, and your thirst for beer; because at Seoul Hash, … Read the rest

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<div><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4223" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/LOWH_03989_0017355A-208x300.jpg" alt="LOWH_03989_0017355A" width="208" height="300" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/LOWH_03989_0017355A-208x300.jpg 208w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/LOWH_03989_0017355A.jpg 533w" sizes="(max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px" /></div>
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<p>Fellow Half-Minds,</p>
<p>This Saturday, we’ll gather to see one of our perrenial wingees on-out of Korea. He’s off to greener pastures….. somewhere that ain’t here.  He’ll lead us from a key strategic location on Yeouido through many shitholes that were destroyed and rebuilt, probably near the ROK Air Force Club, and (hopefully) past the Yankee leader’s palace on the island.  The hare promises a “Cherry-esque trail, with hints of Longfellow, slightly better-marked than HHIT.”</p>
<p>What:  Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail </p></div>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4222" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.18 “LegMan’s On-Out” [05 August 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

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    Fellow Half-Minds,

    This Saturday, we’ll gather to see one of our perrenial wingees on-out of Korea. He’s off to greener pastures….. somewhere that ain’t here.  He’ll lead us from a key strategic location on Yeouido through many shitholes that were destroyed and rebuilt, probably near the ROK Air Force Club, and (hopefully) past the Yankee leader’s palace on the island.  The hare promises a “Cherry-esque trail, with hints of Longfellow, slightly better-marked than HHIT.”

    What:  Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4218" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/hash-1-300x225.jpg" alt="hash 1" width="300" height="225" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/hash-1-300x225.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/hash-1-768x576.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/hash-1.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<div>Brothers,</div>
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<div>It’s hotter than hell in Seoul.  Summer is time for stamina food, repeating “ahh.. toe-whaaa” to yourself over and over, and checking out all the skirt meat in the gray light districts.  This Saturday, our very own illegitimate Australian, Hymen, will lead the Men in Orange on a romp through the outhouses, cathouses, homeless shanties, and doomsday cult buffoonery around Seoul Station.  Gird your loins, hock up your best loogies, and get your ass out to the hash!</div>
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<div>What:  … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4217" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.17 “Sweaty Asscrack of Seoul” [22 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

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    Brothers,
    It’s hotter than hell in Seoul.  Summer is time for stamina food, repeating “ahh.. toe-whaaa” to yourself over and over, and checking out all the skirt meat in the gray light districts.  This Saturday, our very own illegitimate Australian, Hymen, will lead the Men in Orange on a romp through the outhouses, cathouses, homeless shanties, and doomsday cult buffoonery around Seoul Station.  Gird your loins, hock up your best loogies, and get your ass out to the hash!
    What:  … Read the rest
  • <div><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4212" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/U-is-For-258x300.jpg" alt="U is For" width="258" height="300" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/U-is-For-258x300.jpg 258w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/U-is-For.jpg 599w" sizes="(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px" /></div>
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<p>Men in Orange,</p>
<p>Our beloved brother of peace and tranquility (UltraMan), having returned from the land of German kimchee, is ready to spread cheer and happiness amongst the pack as he leads us on a trail that will have you chasing the often heard of but rarely seen nor ridden North Korean Unicorn.</p>
<p>Don’t miss out on this trail as the hare has promised special gifts for all!</p>
<p>— What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail #2399.16</p>
<p>— When: Saturday, 22 </p>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4211" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.16 “Chasing the Unicorn” [22 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

    U is For

    Men in Orange,

    Our beloved brother of peace and tranquility (UltraMan), having returned from the land of German kimchee, is ready to spread cheer and happiness amongst the pack as he leads us on a trail that will have you chasing the often heard of but rarely seen nor ridden North Korean Unicorn.

    Don’t miss out on this trail as the hare has promised special gifts for all!

    — What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail #2399.16

    — When: Saturday, 22

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4208" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR-300x199.jpg" alt="beer-forest-waterfall_LR" width="300" height="199" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR-300x199.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR-768x510.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR.jpg 1007w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Brothers, this week American History Xcellent and JooDog invite you to the north side of town for their “4 4rests” run. Help us bring chaos to this otherwise peaceful area, and you shall be rewarded with trail, beer, chow, and camaraderie.</p>
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<p>What: Seoul Hash Harriers Run 2399.15 “The 4 4rests”</p>
<p>Where: Wolgye Station Line 1 Exit 1</p>
<p>When: 15 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM</p>
<p>Hares: American History Xcellent and JooDog</p>
<p>Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000</p>
<p>Apres Trail: Adventure!</p>
<p> … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4207" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.15 “The 4 4rests” [15 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

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    Brothers, this week American History Xcellent and JooDog invite you to the north side of town for their “4 4rests” run. Help us bring chaos to this otherwise peaceful area, and you shall be rewarded with trail, beer, chow, and camaraderie.

     

    What: Seoul Hash Harriers Run 2399.15 “The 4 4rests”

    Where: Wolgye Station Line 1 Exit 1

    When: 15 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM

    Hares: American History Xcellent and JooDog

    Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000

    Apres Trail: Adventure!

     … Read the rest

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4194" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Kingston-Run-1-300x228.jpg" alt="Kingston Run" width="300" height="228" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Kingston-Run-1-300x228.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Kingston-Run-1.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
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<p>Ooh yeah! We’re hashing! And where better than the majestic blue mountains of beautiful Ansan? Venture out to this southern Gyeonggi backwater for an epic run, maybe some rum and the finest West Indies burgers this side of Jamaica. The on-after takes place in glittering Ansan City where we’ll start at Kingston Bridge for some Caribbean cuisine. Drop Out swears by it!</p>
<p>What: The Kingston Ridge Run</p>
<p>Hares: Longfellow and Drop Out</p>
<p>Where: Line 4 Jungang Station Exit 1… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4191" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.14 “The Kingston Ridge Run” [08 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

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    Ooh yeah! We’re hashing! And where better than the majestic blue mountains of beautiful Ansan? Venture out to this southern Gyeonggi backwater for an epic run, maybe some rum and the finest West Indies burgers this side of Jamaica. The on-after takes place in glittering Ansan City where we’ll start at Kingston Bridge for some Caribbean cuisine. Drop Out swears by it!

    What: The Kingston Ridge Run

    Hares: Longfellow and Drop Out

    Where: Line 4 Jungang Station Exit 1… Read the rest

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4184" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Dont-Tread-on-Me-300x183.jpg" alt="Don't Tread on Me" width="300" height="183" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Dont-Tread-on-Me-300x183.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Dont-Tread-on-Me.jpg 450w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Seoul Brothers,</p>
<p>Once a year, we celebrate the grand casting off of shackles, the time when the rally cry of “inebriation before taxation!” really means something.  On this run before the MURICAN Independence Day, we celebrate those plucky colonists in Boston so many years ago, who bravely drank up all the ale and pissed into Boston Harbor.  The Brits were doing some sort of tea party at the same time, but that’s neither here nor there.  Come out to the … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4183" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.13 “Don’t Tread On Me” [01 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

    Don't Tread on Me

    Seoul Brothers,

    Once a year, we celebrate the grand casting off of shackles, the time when the rally cry of “inebriation before taxation!” really means something.  On this run before the MURICAN Independence Day, we celebrate those plucky colonists in Boston so many years ago, who bravely drank up all the ale and pissed into Boston Harbor.  The Brits were doing some sort of tea party at the same time, but that’s neither here nor there.  Come out to the … Read the rest

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4170" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Leprecons-300x98.jpg" alt="Leprecons" width="300" height="98" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Leprecons-300x98.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Leprecons.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>My fellow bastards,</p>
<p>We start the new Hash Year with a new GM (who will be disregarded by his absence) <em>and </em>a flat run (on average) on Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler) EM LeperCon has recently installed his new – and perhaps last – hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon.  The intended ON-ON Site offers a panoramic view of NW Seoul while the trail offers view that should make the most … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4169" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.12 “The Lair of the LeperCon Leap” [24 June 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

    Leprecons

    My fellow bastards,

    We start the new Hash Year with a new GM (who will be disregarded by his absence) and a flat run (on average) on Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler) EM LeperCon has recently installed his new – and perhaps last – hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon.  The intended ON-ON Site offers a panoramic view of NW Seoul while the trail offers view that should make the most … Read the rest

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4166" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal-300x200.jpg" alt="Soju Samgyupsal" width="300" height="200" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal-300x200.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal-768x512.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal.jpg 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Brothers, our kennel being one of strict observance regarding traditions, we have no choice but to converge at Samgakji for Samgyupsal for our Analversary Pre-lube. Follow the map for a 1900 / 7PM initiation of engorgement. Pre-prelube will occur on the other side of the main drag at 1700 / 5PM at Fundoori (exit 7). Feast and build your energy stores for the following day’s undoubtedly challenging trail.</p>
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<p>What: Pre-Analversary, Pre-Carousing Dinner</p>
<p>Where: Dolaganeun Galbi, Samgakji (refer to the … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4165" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers 45th Analversary Pre-lube Dinner [16 June 2017, 1900 / 7PM]

    Soju Samgyupsal

    Brothers, our kennel being one of strict observance regarding traditions, we have no choice but to converge at Samgakji for Samgyupsal for our Analversary Pre-lube. Follow the map for a 1900 / 7PM initiation of engorgement. Pre-prelube will occur on the other side of the main drag at 1700 / 5PM at Fundoori (exit 7). Feast and build your energy stores for the following day’s undoubtedly challenging trail.

     

    What: Pre-Analversary, Pre-Carousing Dinner

    Where: Dolaganeun Galbi, Samgakji (refer to the … Read the rest